8 questions for Jett
1: If your kiteboarding style were a music genre, what would it be, and why?
"Alternative rock, linkin park if you want specifics"
2: What’s the most bizarre thought you’ve had while kiting?
"I don’t think much on the water, I just have this uncontrollable laugh, that I’m still not sure if it’s a laugh or a cry 🤣"
3: If kiteboarding were banned and you had to join a secret underground kite cult, what would your kite name and initiation rite be?
"The Mulisha, absolutely nothing everyone pull in"
4: If your kite suddenly became sentient mid-session and started talking to you, what would it say, and would you listen?
"Kite: Gently on me
Jett: my response would be Not a chance in hell"
5: You’re stuck in a kite loop that never ends. What thoughts cycle through your mind for eternity?
“Please don’t let this end, I beg you”
6: You meet your future self 50 years from now, still kiteboarding, but mutated from too much sun and salt. What advice does this salt wizard version of you give?
"Send it bigger and harder"
7: Describe your ultimate kiteboarding session using only smells, emotions, and animal noises.
"Amonia, happy tears and hyenas laughing"
8: Where do you go when you close your eyes?
"To sleep haha"
